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Liars Bench Beer Company
459 Islington St, Portsmouth, New Hampshire 03801
Event: October 20, 2016

Of all the ghastly creatures summoned from beyond to torment the living on All Hallow's Eve, none are as ghoulish and terrifying as Donald J. Trump. None are also as orange. And so in the spirit of Halloween we are asking "WHO OF YOU CAN CARVE THE GREATEST TRUMPKIN?" Join us this Thursday for a carving party, 5-8pm. There will be pumpkins for purchase. There will be prizes and beer. But there will only be one winner, for according to the Trumpking, if you aren't number one, you're a loser.