Patriot Voices

"Attention Deficit" +

1:32 video, March 27, 2014.

[Music] Male Announcer: If he's willing to do this show to draw attention to himself -

clip from Obama's recent appearance on "Between Two Ferns":

Zach Galifianakis: Will you send Ambassador Rodman to North Korea on your behalf?

Do you go to any websites that are dot coms or do you mostly just stick with dot govs?

Let's get this out of the way.  What'd you come here to plug?

Obama: I'm going to press this.  [SFX]

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Male Announcer: It's the ultimate Food Network throwdown.  Bobby Flay versus Barack Obama.

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Female Announcer: This exclusive line of Obama sweaters is available for Home Shopping Network viewers for only...

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Male Announcer: First the Golf Channel brought you "Big Break Atlantis."  Now there's "Big Break White House" and only one contestant will survive...

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Male Announcer: Tonight on MTV's "Real World White House," Barack Obama receives a surprise visit from Real World alumni Puck...

Male Announcer: Today we live in serious times.  Russia is on the move.  Venezuela ready to explode.  Syra unleashing chemical weapons.  Iran racing toward a nuclear bomb.  And American embassies under attack.  And who do we have a commander in chief?

clip of Obama dancing with Ellen Degeneres

Male Announcer: Yeah. 

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