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New Hampshire Democratic Party
February 20, 2015
RELEASE: NHDP Uncovers Vice Presidential Hopeful Kelly
Ayotte’s Leaked Website Redesign
Secret Prototype Leaks Amidst Ayotte’s Political Travel to Missouri for Vice Presidential Audition
Concord,
N.H.
–
As Kelly Ayotte travels
to
Missouri
for a Vice Presidential audition, the New Hampshire
Democratic Party released a leaked preview of Ayotte’s campaign website
redesign.Click
here
for
the leaked prototype of Kelly Ayotte’s website redesign.
“It’s clear that Vice Presidential hopeful Kelly Ayotte is more focused on raising her national profile than looking out for the people and businesses of New Hampshire,” said New Hampshire Democratic Party Chair Ray Buckley. “From her extensive political travel to her frequent Fox News appearances, it’s painfully obvious that Ayotte is after one thing, and one thing only: a shot at the Vice Presidency.”
“Granite Staters deserve better than a politician who has already left them behind for a shot at national office,” added Buckley.
The leaked prototype indicates voters will be soon able to, “Learn more about Kelly – a Senator, Vice Presidential hopeful, and Fox News staple who is out to leverage her Senate seat for a shot at superstardom.”
The site preview also teases upcoming posts including, “Why I Would Be A Great Fit For A Christie Administration,” “People I Admire: Jeb Bush,” And “Scott Walker and Kelly Ayotte: A Perfect Match.”
**NOTE: This is a work of parody**
“It’s clear that Vice Presidential hopeful Kelly Ayotte is more focused on raising her national profile than looking out for the people and businesses of New Hampshire,” said New Hampshire Democratic Party Chair Ray Buckley. “From her extensive political travel to her frequent Fox News appearances, it’s painfully obvious that Ayotte is after one thing, and one thing only: a shot at the Vice Presidency.”
“Granite Staters deserve better than a politician who has already left them behind for a shot at national office,” added Buckley.
The leaked prototype indicates voters will be soon able to, “Learn more about Kelly – a Senator, Vice Presidential hopeful, and Fox News staple who is out to leverage her Senate seat for a shot at superstardom.”
The site preview also teases upcoming posts including, “Why I Would Be A Great Fit For A Christie Administration,” “People I Admire: Jeb Bush,” And “Scott Walker and Kelly Ayotte: A Perfect Match.”
**NOTE: This is a work of parody**
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